GoofyGuineas

Goofy Gifts and Greeting Cards

London, United Kingdom

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Announcement Wheek wheeek wheeeek!! Buy our comical guinea pig colouring book and get 50% off any of our cards using the promo code CARD50. The perfect package for any gift.

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Last updated on Jan 4, 2023

Wheek wheeek wheeeek!! Buy our comical guinea pig colouring book and get 50% off any of our cards using the promo code CARD50. The perfect package for any gift.

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Megan on Apr 18, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Would recommend, good quality and quick delivery

Premium Dog Tag // Laser engraved silver dog bone tag // Dog ID Tag // New Puppy Name Tag // Personalised pet tag // stainless steel tag

Premium Dog Tag // Laser engraved silver dog bone tag // Dog ID Tag // New Puppy Name Tag // Personalised pet tag // stainless steel tag
Leah on Apr 17, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Lovely item and quick delivery

Premium Dog Tag // Laser engraved silver dog bone tag // Dog ID Tag // New Puppy Name Tag // Personalised pet tag // stainless steel tag

Premium Dog Tag // Laser engraved silver dog bone tag // Dog ID Tag // New Puppy Name Tag // Personalised pet tag // stainless steel tag
Lizzie on Apr 12, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Have bought several of these now, unusual and well worth it for a unique birthday card.

Personalised any age space Birthday card, solar system ages on different planets for him, for dad, for boyfriend, for husband, for brother

Personalised any age space Birthday card, solar system ages on different planets for him, for dad, for boyfriend, for husband, for brother
Lizzie on Apr 6, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

I've ordered two of these for different friend's birthdays. They are brilliant cards, very unusual and a great conversation piece beginning with "Which planet are you on?" Love them, thank you.

Personalised any age space Birthday card, solar system ages on different planets for him, for dad, for boyfriend, for husband, for brother

Personalised any age space Birthday card, solar system ages on different planets for him, for dad, for boyfriend, for husband, for brother
Anna on Apr 4, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Item was really lovely. Good quality and came in a great card. Great gift

Premium Pet Tag // Laser engraved silver circular tag // Small Dog ID Tag // Cat ID Tag // Personalised pet tag // stainless steel tags

Premium Pet Tag // Laser engraved silver circular tag // Small Dog ID Tag // Cat ID Tag // Personalised pet tag // stainless steel tags
hill on Apr 3, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Our son will love it.

Laps around the sun, personalised any age space Birthday card for him, for dad, for boyfriend, for husband, for brother, for son, for her

Laps around the sun, personalised any age space Birthday card for him, for dad, for boyfriend, for husband, for brother, for son, for her
Sarah on Apr 2, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Great items, look lovely and text really easy to read

Premium Pet Tag // Laser engraved silver circular tag // Small Dog ID Tag // Cat ID Tag // Personalised pet tag // stainless steel tags

Premium Pet Tag // Laser engraved silver circular tag // Small Dog ID Tag // Cat ID Tag // Personalised pet tag // stainless steel tags
Sign in with Apple user on Apr 2, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

so cool it’s really awesome

Every nugget I do for you, funny Mother's Day card for her from the guinea pig // Cute guinea pig birthday card for a guinea pig mum

Every nugget I do for you, funny Mother's Day card for her from the guinea pig // Cute guinea pig birthday card for a guinea pig mum
shakira on Apr 16, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

This is lovely thank you! :)

Premium Dog Tag // Laser engraved silver dog bone tag // Dog ID Tag // New Puppy Name Tag // Personalised pet tag // stainless steel tag

Premium Dog Tag // Laser engraved silver dog bone tag // Dog ID Tag // New Puppy Name Tag // Personalised pet tag // stainless steel tag
Yvonne on Apr 16, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Great card as described, arrived quickly.

I love my rabbit dad, funny Fathers Day card from the rabbit // Cute valentines day card for a rabbit dad // Funny rabbit dad Birthday card

I love my rabbit dad, funny Fathers Day card from the rabbit // Cute valentines day card for a rabbit dad // Funny rabbit dad Birthday card

About GoofyGuineas

Sales 3,005

On Etsy since 2017

Goofy guineas headquarters
Ratty trying her hand as the designer.
Light spot of reading in-between card creation
Ratty interfering in the dispatch process.
Ratty caught napping on the job.

Goofy gifts and greeting cards

It all started with guinea pigs. More specifically, Marmite and Twiglet. Little did I know, over 10 years ago, that I would be dedicating a shop to these little furry bundles of joy!

When Marmite passed, Twiglet was furiously independent and had little patience for other pigs. Her personality was so pronounced that when I finally sacked off my 9 – 5 to become a freelance Graphic Designer, I used any spare hours I had to curate illustrations of her being her goofy self! Whilst I thought I was alone in my guinea pig obsession, I quickly discovered that millions around the world have devoted their own lives caring for cavies. That’s when the ‘Goofy Guineas Colouring Book’ was born.

After being inspired to fuse my passions and create the colouring book, I couldn’t just stop there and so the brand ‘Goofy Guineas’ was created. Starting off with all things guinea pigs I then started branch off into greeting cards of all topics!

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Charlotte Thornes

Owner, Designer, Maker

A freelance Graphic Designer with a penchant for Guinea Pigs! Hence the creation of the Goofy Guineas shop. As of 2020 I became involved with the Guinea Pig Magazine and helped them to relaunch the design of their Award-Winning Guinea Pig Magazine.
Ratty

Assistant, Customer Service

I am a natural born ring leader. I always take the best hammock, love to eat spinach and start the day with zoomies. I make a somewhat disruptive assistant and a noisy customer care agent, but do keep Charlotte entertained during the day!
Rumble

Dispatcher, Photographer

I luuuuuurrrves to eat! Celery, kale, even carpet! You won’t catch me doing zoomies but I am quite happy to trot about after Ratty during floor time. I always ensure products are dispatched on time and take all those top notch product photos!

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A print shop

Watford, England

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Printify

England, United Kingdom

Provides print services.

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Sticker Shop

Bristol, England

A team of UK based digital print nerds who specialise in printed labels and stickers.

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Last updated on Jun 21, 2022

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Grow old with you and fill our home with guinea pigs, funny guinea pig valentines card // Cute guinea pig anniversary card for her, for him

Love you more than the guinea pigs, funny guinea pig valentines card // Cute guinea pig anniversary card for her, for him

Funny guinea pig colouring book // Childrens gift for son, for daughter, for kids // Adult colouring book // Guinea pig birthday gift

Funny rabbit colouring book // Childrens gift for son, for daughter, for kids // Adult colouring book // Bunny birthday gift

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Funny guinea pig colouring book // Childrens gift for son, for daughter, for kids // Adult colouring book // Guinea pig birthday gift

I've got felines for you, funny cat valentines card // Cute cat anniversary card for her, for him, for wife, for girlfriend, for fiance

Let's go nuts, rude guinea pig birthday card // funny guinea pig birthday card for her, for him, for mum, for dad

From your little shits, rude personalised guinea pig birthday card // funny guinea pig birthday card for her, for him, for mum, for dad

Grow old with you and fill our home with rabbits, funny rabbit valentines card // Cute rabbit anniversary card for her, for him

You make me wheek, funny guinea pig valentines card // Cute guinea pig anniversary card for her, for him, for wife, for girlfriend

Grow old with you and fill our home with cats, funny cat valentines card // Cute cat anniversary card for her, for him

Some bunny loves you, funny rabbit valentines card // Cute rabbit anniversary card for her, for him, for wife, for girlfriend

Grow old with you and fill our home with guinea pigs, funny guinea pig valentines card // Cute guinea pig anniversary card for her, for him

Cupig, funny guinea pig valentines card // Cute guinea pig anniversary card for her, for him, for wife, for girlfriend, for boyfriend

Wheeking bright and early, funny personalised guinea pig birthday card // funny guinea pig birthday gift for her, for him, for mum, for dad

Feed me, funny personalised guinea pig birthday card // Cute birthday card for her, for him, for kids, for children, for sister, for mum

Wheeking bright and early, rude personalised guinea pig birthday card // funny guinea pig birthday gift for her, for him, for mum

Personalised keyring with your pet's name // Custom Christmas present from the dog // Birthday gift from the Cat, the rabbit, the guinea pig

Love you more than the guinea pigs, funny guinea pig valentines card // Cute guinea pig anniversary card for her, for him

Birthday Queen, funny guinea pig birthday card // guinea pig birthday card for her, for for mum, for sister, for daughter, guinea pig mum

Birthday King, funny guinea pig birthday card // cute guinea pig birthday card for him, for for dad, for brother, for son, guinea pig dad

Funny rabbit colouring book // Childrens gift for son, for daughter, for kids // Adult colouring book // Bunny birthday gift

Cute Guinea Pig Stickers Sheet A5 // Planner Stickers // Kiss Cut Journal Stickers // Guinea Pig Gift // Childrens Birthday gift

Premium Pet Tag // Laser engraved silver circular tag // Small Dog ID Tag // Cat ID Tag // Personalised pet tag // stainless steel tags

Hip Hop Hooray! Cute rabbit birthday card for kids, for children, for son, for daughter, for rabbit mum, for rabbit dad, for bunny owner

Cord-chewing, rude personalised rabbit birthday card // funny bunny birthday card for her, for him, for rabbit mum or rabbit dad

Cord-chewing, funny personalised rabbit birthday card // cute bunny birthday card for her, for him, for rabbit mum or rabbit dad

Premium Dog Tag // Laser engraved silver dog bone tag // Dog ID Tag // New Puppy Name Tag // Personalised pet tag // stainless steel tag

Pugs & Kisses, funny dog Father's Day card, cute pug dad birthday card from the dog for him

I wuff you, funny dog dad Father's Day card, cute French Bulldog dad birthday card from the dog for him

I love my dog dad, funny Father's Day card from the dog // Cute birthday card for a dog dad from the dog

Made raisins for you, funny guinea pig birthday card for kids, for children, for son, for daughter, for mum, for dad, for guinea pig owner

Wheek, wheek, hooray! Cute guinea pig birthday card for kids, for children, for son, for daughter, for mum, for dad, for guinea pig owner

Hats off to another year, cute guinea pig birthday card for kids, for children, for son, for daughter, for mum, for dad, guinea pig owner

Cute Christmas Guinea Pig Stickers Sheet A5 // Planner Stickers // Kiss Cut Journal Stickers // Guinea Pig Gift // Childrens Chritmas gift

Pig out, cute guinea pig birthday card for kids, for children, for son, for daughter, for mum, for dad, for guinea pig owner

The herd just got word, cute guinea pig birthday card for kids, for children, for son, for daughter, for mum, for dad, for guinea pig owner

Grumpy face, funny dog mum Mother's Day card, cute British Bulldog Mothers day card from the dog for her

I wuff you, funny dog mum Mother's Day card, cute French Bulldog mum birthday card from the dog for her

Warm my heart, funny dog Mother's Day card, cute Sausage Dog Mothers day card from the dog for her